What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
By Matt • Jun 11th, 2008 • Category: Funny CatsOne has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
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16 Signs Your Cat is Plotting World Domination
By admin • Mar 25th, 2008 • Category: Funny Cats, Pet Humor 16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.
15. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.
A day in the life of family pets….
By admin • Mar 14th, 2008 • Category: Funny Cats, Funny Dogs, Pet HumorExcerpts from a Dog’s Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
The Laws of Cat Physics
By admin • Mar 8th, 2008 • Category: Funny Cats, Pet HumorCats really do live in their own world, and that world includes its own set of Laws of Physics.
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
By admin • Mar 8th, 2008 • Category: Funny Cats, Funny Dogs, Pet HumorA dog lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. They must be gods!”
A cat lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, [...]