A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc….
The taxi arrives and as the couple go out the cat shoots back in. They don’t want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase [...]
Always choose the second-most comfortable chair. If you choose the best chair, someone will make you move.
Have some pride. Don’t beg.
Show a deep interest in what others are doing. For example, if someone likes gardening, GET INVOLVED. Help dig.
A handshake is the proper greeting. Don’t sniff someone’s butt. Things will get off to a [...]
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.
How to tell if your dog has a problem
Ask yourself the following questions.
Does your dog know the spelling, Latin root and French translation of the word “walk,” yet is unable to grasp the meaning of the word “come”?
Does your dog immediately leap on a cat, bunny rabbit, or child upon hearing the words [...]
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K9P.
We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child whom you know nothing about and committing to doing your [...]
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.” “Oh man, ” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on [...]
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy [...]